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[astra]

Only at Christmas Dinner can you say:

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. Don't play with your meat.
8. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
9. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once
10.You still have a little bit on your chin.
11. How long will it take after you put it in?
12. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
13. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
14. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

[genka]

Неплохо, хоты больше подходит к Thanksgiving