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A little boy once returned home from Hebrew school and his father
asked, "what did you learn today?"

He answered, "The Rabbi told us how Moses led the children of Israel
out of Egypt."

"How?"

The boy said "Moses was a big strong man and he beat Pharoah up.
Then while he was down, he got all the people together and ran
towards the sea. When he got there, he had the Corps of Engineers
build a huge pontoon bridge. Once they got on the other side, they
blew up the bridge while the Egyptians were trying to cross."

The father was shocked. "Is that what the Rabbi taught you?"

The boy replied, "No. But you'd never believe the story he DID tell
us!"

[Bazzik]

М...да-а-а-аа ....

[muaddib]

С наступающим всех! праздником хлеба и пива