El-Al captain welcome announcement upon landing in Israel.
As the plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the
Captain came on:
"Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened until this plane is
at a complete standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off. We
also wish to remind you that using cell phones on board of this aircraft is
strictly prohibited.
To those who are seated, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and hope that
you enjoy your stay, ...and to those of you standing in the aisles and
talking on their cell phone, we wish you a Happy Chanukah, and welcome back
home."