это все видели и знают:
SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions
Taoism: Shit happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit. Shit happens, so flow with it.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding. She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it... (Repeat until you become one with she-it) Please this flower and buy our shit.
Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens". Confucious says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen PROPERLY."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone. Shit will happen again to you next time. Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will have salvation.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
а это:
UNIX: Shit dumped.
VAX/VMS: No Privilege for attempted shit.
Macintosh: (Enough said)
IBM/DOS: It's shit, but it's compatible.
Windows: The same shit as DOS, only GUIer...
Cray: If this code weren't such a piece of shit, they wouldn't NEED a supercomputer...
C: It's shit, but it's efficient.
Fortran: It's shit, but I don't know any better.
Cobol: It's shit, but it's job security.
BASIC: It's shit.
и это:
SHIT HAPPENS in various professions
Mathematician: Shit happening is just a special case...
Statistician: There is an 83.7% chance that shit will happen. Maybe.
Physicist (Theoretical):
Shit SHOULD happen.
Physicist (Experimental):
To within experimental error, shit DID happen.
Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up. Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!! Damn this shit smells...
Biologist: Is this shit alive?
Botanist: What this daisy needs is some fresh shit.
Economist: I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand
this shit.
CEO: (1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
(1990's) Oooh, SHIT!
Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
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