Azerbaijan
Believe it or not, you can use oil for more than just killing seals.
Belarus
Clay, sand, and chalk: Your richest natural resources are what a toddler throws up after a big day at preschool.
Canada
With massive overpopulation threatening the globe, Canadians maintain a population of less than 35 million. How do they do it? Zero sex appeal!
Czech Republic
The country that explains why Kafka never wrote a happy story.
Estonia
Home of the European flying squirrel, the only Estonian mammal that's not an alcoholic.
Georgia
Where Europe meets Asia and says "Hey, why don't we both dump our crap here?"
Israel
Hey, remember when life in Israel was vibrant and carefree? Man, that was the day.
Kyrgystan
If your country could afford vowels, you could spell "this place sucks."
Latvia
Your leading industries are textiles, heavy machinery production, and trading your daughters for second-hand American blue jeans.
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