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# When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.

# The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

# The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.

# Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.

# Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."

# My husband doesn't wish he was Jack Bauer. He wishes I was Jack Bauer.

# Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

# If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

# If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

# Going to China is all part of Jack Bauer's master plan to rid the world of Communism.

# The only reason the Chinese kept Jack alive is so that he could bring down the population.

# Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

# When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

# 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

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