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 piligrim Member is Offline
 Posted: 28-08-2010, 02:15 (post 1, #980127)

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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male!!!
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 FiL Member is Offline
 Posted: 30-08-2010, 06:00 (post 2, #980310)

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 Trex Member is Offline
 Posted: 30-08-2010, 08:07 (post 3, #980321)

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 Posted: 30-08-2010, 13:11 (post 4, #980348)

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   Posted: 30-08-2010, 13:40 (post 5, #980350)

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 Stackanovets Member is Offline
 Posted: 30-08-2010, 14:17 (post 6, #980354)

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 Vlady304 Member is Offline
 Posted: 30-08-2010, 17:03 (post 7, #980382)

Кто жизнь познал, тот не спешит
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 Posted: 30-08-2010, 18:14 (post 8, #980397)

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Что-то такого же плана было в русскоязычном анекдоте. :)
З.Ы. Ну хоть разнообразил смайловые комменты живым словом. :D:
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 Posted: 30-08-2010, 18:32 (post 9, #980399)

Кто жизнь познал, тот не спешит
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QUOTE (Damballah @ 30-08-2010, 11:14)
З.Ы. Ну хоть разнообразил смайловые комменты живым словом. :D:
Все испортил

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 Stackanovets Member is Offline
 Posted: 30-08-2010, 19:20 (post 10, #980411)

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QUOTE (Vlady304 @ 30-08-2010, 18:32)
QUOTE (Damballah @ 30-08-2010, 11:14)
З.Ы. Ну хоть разнообразил смайловые комменты живым словом. :D:
Все испортил

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 FiL Member is Offline
 Posted: 30-08-2010, 20:12 (post 11, #980417)

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QUOTE (Vlady304 @ 30-08-2010, 11:32)
QUOTE (Damballah @ 30-08-2010, 11:14)
З.Ы. Ну хоть разнообразил смайловые комменты живым словом. :D:
Все испортил

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не, не испортил :nl:
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 Enot Pk Member is Offline
 Posted: 01-09-2010, 01:22 (post 12, #980707)

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Испортил-не испортил, но комбо сломал. :)
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 astra Member is Offline
 Posted: 04-09-2010, 20:08 (post 13, #981533)

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QUOTE (Гордый @ 30-08-2010, 10:40)
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Я тут непричём.
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 Гордый Member is Offline
 Posted: 04-09-2010, 20:31 (post 14, #981540)

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QUOTE (astra @ 04-09-2010, 19:08)
QUOTE (Гордый @ 30-08-2010, 10:40)
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Я тут непричём.
astra, это точно не ты! Там стоит :one: :diablo: с каких это пор ты первый? :laugh:

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 adjonja Member is Offline
 Posted: 04-09-2010, 20:33 (post 15, #981542)

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QUOTE (Гордый)
astra, это точно не ты! Там стоит :one: :diablo:
да и как то вразнобой кивают :diablo:
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